Sir Dave Richards and the proud tradition of British diplomacy

Dave Richards is a knight of the realm. An aristocrat. In accordance with a nation-old tradition, he has made us all look like idiots by virtue of his being and thus acting like a total divot.

In yet another reminder of the non-democratic providence of British ‘democracy’, whereby the actions and words of the one stand for the views of the many, our ‘spokesperson’ demagogued to the world that we invented football, were the victim of bureaucratic centralising hijackers, had £19Million nicked by said bureaucrats who, not content, have now got their beady eyes fixed on our proud culture, called, incidentally, ‘We would like to go for a pint’.

Then he fell in a fountain.

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One Response to Sir Dave Richards and the proud tradition of British diplomacy

  1. John says:

    Was it just me or did he look pissed in that press conference? Falling in a fountain would seem to back up this theory.

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